DA BLASTA BARGE

Patreons get 35% offThe DA BLASTA BARGE ain't no weedy floatin' barge—it's a rolling fortress of dakka and destruction! Built like an old 50s cab, but bigger, meaner, and covered in riveted scrap, it’s got a slab-front grille that looks like it wants to bite. The engines? A mess of smokin’, belchin’ mek-magic—half jet, half diesel, all loud. Tracks on the back for grindin’ over gitz, big fat tires up front for crunchin’ anything too stupid to get outta the way. And guns? More than enough. A BI