Semi-Volatile Memory

Ever wondered what that box of desktop components in your closet was planning? Self-aware componentry can be fairly dangerous especially if your not exactly sure what your looking for. When scanning your various parts for potential malicious conscientiousness I can provide at least one known variant, the Semi-Volatile Memory or "SVM".

I have encountered multiple SVM's recently and worked out a mutual agreement with the group allowing them full desk surface egress at work and home in return